One For You Mich Guys

Ram3500Dually · 04-06-2008, 10:01 PM

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'Why are
all those clocks here?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your
clock move.'

'Oh,' replied the man, 'very interesting... whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's clock,' answered St. Peter. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she has never told a lie.'

'Incredible!' exclaimed the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire Life.'

'Where's Kwame Kilpatricks clock?' asked the man.
'Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

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Oldfart · 04-07-2008, 02:34 AM

Aint that the truth.

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***BBRam*** · 04-07-2008, 05:27 AM

You got that right!!!!!!!

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12vanthony · 04-07-2008, 03:31 PM

I keep saying we should give detroit to canada.

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Ram3500Dually · 04-07-2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 12vanthony

I keep saying we should give detroit to canada.

You hate us that much?

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JDiepstra · 04-07-2008, 04:38 PM

That's great! I loathe Detroit for the drain it is on the econmomy here. I wouldn't say give it to Canada though. I'd say nuke it!

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Ram3500Dually · 04-09-2008, 09:44 PM

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**IC-Smoke** · 04-09-2008, 09:53 PM

hahah thats great!!!!

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Oldfart · 04-12-2008, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ram3500Dually

leave it to detroit to be proud of that.

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JDiepstra · 10-27-2008, 12:47 PM

Finally!!!! He's out of office and behind bars where he belongs! That was awfully nice to allow him to go on vacation first though huh?

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I-6DZL · 10-29-2008, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by JDiepstra

Finally!!!! He's out of office and behind bars where he belongs! That was awfully nice to allow him to go on vacation first though huh?

For 120 days, the f'n idiot deserves more.

Have a nice day.

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**SOUTHERN SMOKE** · 10-29-2008, 02:12 AM

hey i have visited michigan, i dont think it was that bad, if you could get around all the dirt roads...

too bad none of yall called me, we could have gotten together and drank some....

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04-06-2008, 10:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ram3500Dually Diesel Head Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Windsor Ontario Canada Posts: 2,710 Ram3500Dually's Truck Pics	One For You Mich Guys A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'Why are all those clocks here?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh,' replied the man, 'very interesting... whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's clock,' answered St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie.' 'Incredible!' exclaimed the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire Life.' 'Where's Kwame Kilpatricks clock?' asked the man. 'Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan. __________________ 2008 Ram 3500 CTD 6.7/68RE/3:73 LSD Previous Rams 90 CC Dually, 94 RC LB, 95 CC SB, 98 QC Dually, 00 QC Dually, 01 QC Off Road, 03 QC Dually, 05 QC Dually REAL TRUCKS DON'T HAVE SPARK PLUGS

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04-07-2008, 02:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Oldfart Cummins Nut Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: 9.4 mile's from BBRam Posts: 887 Oldfart's Truck Pics	Aint that the truth. __________________ Someday i wanna be a STICKERBOY"

04-07-2008, 05:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
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12vanthony Cummins Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fowlerville, Michigan Posts: 187 12vanthony's Truck Pics	I keep saying we should give detroit to canada. __________________ '97 12v 5 spd 4X4 red cab 1/2 4:10 gears, valair clutch 4" turboback straight pipe S&B Intake, boost elbow, 285 cooper discover s/t's on stock chrome, silencer ring MIA,

04-07-2008, 04:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
JDiepstra Diesel Freak Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: MI Posts: 954 JDiepstra's Truck Pics	That's great! I loathe Detroit for the drain it is on the econmomy here. I wouldn't say give it to Canada though. I'd say nuke it! __________________ 2004.5, 2500, Cummins 600, 4x4, SLT, QC, SB, 48RE w/4.10's, Molten Red. Edge Juice w/ Att, MP8, Silverline 4" exhaust, AFE Blade Runner + PG7 with PSM box mod, DPP Red Cool Hose, 315 BFG A/T's on black H2's, HTS valve body + deep pan, Gauges, Train Horns for

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Ram3500Dually Diesel Head Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Windsor Ontario Canada Posts: 2,710 Ram3500Dually's Truck Pics	__________________ 2008 Ram 3500 CTD 6.7/68RE/3:73 LSD Previous Rams 90 CC Dually, 94 RC LB, 95 CC SB, 98 QC Dually, 00 QC Dually, 01 QC Off Road, 03 QC Dually, 05 QC Dually REAL TRUCKS DON'T HAVE SPARK PLUGS

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IC-Smoke MI Chapter President Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: HUDSON, MI Posts: 3,712 IC-Smoke's Truck Pics	hahah thats great!!!! __________________ *Ian - Great Lakes Cummins Crew PRESIDENT* 1990 W350 LE 4x4 std cab auto *Project Restoration* 2001 2500 4x4 3rd gen head, Twin Turbo, DTT trans, Monster pump 2006 2500 4x4 Smarty JR, H2's B&W, AFE stage 1, 5" FBD exhaust

10-27-2008, 12:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
JDiepstra Diesel Freak Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: MI Posts: 954 JDiepstra's Truck Pics	Finally!!!! He's out of office and behind bars where he belongs! That was awfully nice to allow him to go on vacation first though huh? __________________ 2004.5, 2500, Cummins 600, 4x4, SLT, QC, SB, 48RE w/4.10's, Molten Red. Edge Juice w/ Att, MP8, Silverline 4" exhaust, AFE Blade Runner + PG7 with PSM box mod, DPP Red Cool Hose, 315 BFG A/T's on black H2's, HTS valve body + deep pan, Gauges, Train Horns for

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SOUTHERN SMOKE GA CUMMINS CREW PREZ Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ROYSTON, GEORGIA Posts: 1,728 SOUTHERN SMOKE's Truck Pics	hey i have visited michigan, i dont think it was that bad, if you could get around all the dirt roads... too bad none of yall called me, we could have gotten together and drank some.... __________________ CLICK---> GEORGIA CUMMINS CREW 2003 CTD SMOKIN' BLACK BEAUTY... QCSB 4x4 6-SPD...AUTOMETER BOOST, FUEL, OIL...2ND GEN 24V INTAKE HORN...EDGE J/A... B&W TURN-OVER... QUADZILLA R/P...RECON L.E.D. RUNNING LIGHTS... RECON LINE OF FIRE...33X12.50 COOPERS...SRT-10 HOOD...XM RADIO...THEY CALL ME SMOKEY...