Sgt. Idiot

[Chris Mallett]

Thanks guys, I needed a laugh...

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[bkjeffrey]

first thing is you need to remove the flux capacitor to get to the kunoyter valve. Once you see the kunoyter valve your gonna have to turn the rock welder around five times in a bottle of water to make a good flight path about 3 times. If all goes correctly you should see where the blinker fluid reservoir hides the access panel to the muffler bearings. Remove both of these and there you'll find the spark plugs. A good 16/32 mm deep standard SAE metric 3/8 drive 1/2" impact socket should be the correct tool to undo the plugs. Oh, and remember, turn em clockwise to get them out. Good luck!

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[jefff929]

when I ordered the Car To Plane Kit it didn't come with flight line, anyone know where to get some?
I would prefer about 100 or so feet of heavy duty flight line.

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Good luck all

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Last edited by jefff929 : 04-22-2008 at 08:39 PM.

[fordkiller43]

I am not suprised that SGT Idiot is in the army. Being in the army myself I have had quite the amount of dumba$$'$ come up to me and ask the most rediculous questions. We have gotten guys to do the craziest things before. Heres a good one for y'all....


I got a new private to climb on top of an M2 Bradley tank and check for soft spots in the hull with a ballpeen hammer. This guy smacked and slammed the hull for almost an hour till he realized the whole motorpool was laughing their a$$'s off and told me he couldnt find any!!!!???

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[dieselrider23]

Originally Posted by fordkiller43

I am not suprised that SGT Idiot is in the army. Being in the army myself I have had quite the amount of dumba$$'$ come up to me and ask the most rediculous questions. We have gotten guys to do the craziest things before. Heres a good one for y'all....


I got a new private to climb on top of an M2 Bradley tank and check for soft spots in the hull with a ballpeen hammer. This guy smacked and slammed the hull for almost an hour till he realized the whole motorpool was laughing their a$$'s off and told me he couldnt find any!!!!???

thats freakin funny

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9.87 @ 71.23 MPH in the 1/8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-1VmEgrFCc

[Sambo]

OMG!!! Yall are so evil. Hes probably never going to ask another question again!!! I have been laughing for the past ten minutes though. Very entertaining!!

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