What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Alabama...

[bucket truck]

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from

Alabama .....

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work

there, you may live in Alabama ..

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Alabama ...

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a

wrong number, you may live in Alabama ..

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Huntsville for the weekend, you

may live in Alabama .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Alabama ..

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live

in Alabama .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both

unlocked, you may live in Alabama ..

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,

you may live in Alabama .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody

is passing you, you may live in Alabama ..

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Alabama ...

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Alabama
friends & others, you definitely live in Alabama ..

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'89 GMC Sierra SLX 1500 4x4 186K 350TBI w/custom 400 tranny
'06 Freightliner Business Class M2 106 tandem w/lockers,30k# winch, and Altec digger/derrick

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