20 Ways To Determine if you are a real Alabamian

[bucket truck]

Subject: 20 Ways To Determine if you are a real Alabamian
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> 1. You can properly pronounce Arab, Cahaba, Opelika , Sylacauga,
> Oneonta, and Eufaula.
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> 2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are
> sissies.
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> 3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
> for a funnel.
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> 4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
> the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
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> 5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and
> buggies.
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> 6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at funerals.
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> 7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
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> 8. You measure distance in minutes. (It's about 5 minutes down the road)
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> 9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
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> 10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
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> 11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
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> 12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
> date.
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> 13. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
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> 14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and
> bait all in the same store.
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> 15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Dodge 3500 longbed is.
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> 16. You know everything goes better with Ranch Dressing.
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> 17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
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> 18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your
> friends.
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> 19. You have used your heater and air-conditioner in the same day!
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> Finally: You are 100% Alabamian if you have ever had this conversation:
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> 20. "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr Pepper."

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2001 extra cab 2500 SLT laramie (dark blue over silver) 4x4 S.O. 55 block, 47re, silencer ring/resonator/muffler are MIA, gauges, big bumper up front, B&W turnover ball, 315 buck shots, and Quadzilla XZT+ (thanks DieselNut)
'89 GMC Sierra SLX 1500 4x4 186K 350TBI w/custom 400 tranny
'06 Freightliner Business Class M2 106 tandem w/lockers,30k# winch, and Altec digger/derrick

[CTD610]

Damn, I'm from PA and can relate to more than a couple of those.........

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2006 RAM 2500 QC SLT 4X4 - THUNDER ROAD PKG - CTD - 6spd - AEM Brute Force CAI-HURST T Handle
Old Truck: 2001 Silverado 2500 HD 4X4 Duramax/Allison
IBEW 1600
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[bway1341]

I am still true and all the way still bama boy but i still dont like ranch dressing on everthing but ketup will work on everthing

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2004.5, 3500 4x4,3:73, Laramie CTD, DRW, AFE Stage 2 intake pro guard 7, FASS 150, scilencer ring MIA,and 5 inch turbo back exhaust,power pup Bully Dog downloader, http://www.farmboysdiesel.com/

Wifes 05 2500 Afe Stage 2 DD-Clutch Air Dog 150, Smarty, Edge Juice with Att

[ToM-ToM]

you hit that one on the head

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93, 6in lift 36in tires
Cummins all the way baby

[mac0001]

Couldn't have said it better!

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2001 Dodge Ram 2500 quad cab SLT Laramie 4X4 6-spd high-output, K&N intake, Walbro GSL-392 performance fuel pump, Silverline 4in turbo back, Hewitt gauges, 2" leveling kit