Funny little story from today.

[dustin88d]

Great stories. :thumbsup

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[mattpopp]

Hell I almost forgot. Just about a hr after that(We went to go eat right after the Hippie in the convertible) and finding the restaurant, which my girl was giving me directions to a place she did not know where it was at. We where driving through Austin (South Lamar, Hippie Section) and there are lot of people that ride bicycles which is find, I have no problem with that. It gives girls great legs. But what i had a problem with it DUMP CHITS. We have side walks for a reason, We have marked bicycle lanes for a reason, and We have Streets for AUTOMOBILES. This dumb girl gets off of the side walk and pulls into the lane that my 8300lb truck was currently occupying. Because she felt safe on her 2 1/2 lb Huffty. Lucky for her my PMT and MP8 was still turned up. Now at this point she was on a city street riding 2 1/2 lbs of 5 Star crash rating beer cans in a DARK CLOUD of SMOKE and she could not see where she was going. Some peoples kids. I am sure glad my parents let me play with guns at a early age.

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[Ram Tough55]

Originally Posted by dustin88d

Great stories. :thumbsup

Agreed!hyper:

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[Derekj]

How soon they forget that if we shut down and drive pieces of sh.....t like them, then who is going to do the real work that makes the world go round. Hey, go fetch the backhoe and bring the extra grapple bucket.........oh yeah, forgot you have a piri.......s

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[Silentbob76]

Since were sharing stories about hippies... I went to Santa Fe (extremly Liberal city) New Mexico to carry a load of hay to a ranch, well after we unloaded the hay and trailor we went to Outback to get some grub and after we finish me and my dad walk to the back of the truck so he can have a smoke. well I guess these 2 couples didn't see us standing back there and I heard one of the fairies say "every time I see one of these big trucks at a stop sign I just want to laugh at them because they waste so much gas and they smoke like a train" then the other guy chirps in and said "well there rednecks they have to compensate for something" well before he finishes what he was saying I stick my head out and look at him. and like a coward he looks down and shuffles his wife there car. well I look at my dad and tell him to hurry up and finish his smoke before they get to far ahead. well after driving like hell to catch them the good lord blessed me with a red light right next to there car. I look at him and notice his wife has a larger pair then he since she is the only one brave enough to look at me and he just stairs ahead praying the light would turn green (prayer answered) and with a billow of black smoke my truck is off and all that smoke had no where else to hide except through that open driver side window and into that little ol' Honda. Wish he would of ran next to me longer so I could of told him chuuuu chuuuuu!!!

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[Lone Star]

Thats to funny.

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[mattpopp]

Silentbob76,
That was a heart warming story, damn near brought a tear to my eye. Damn Hippies, they always make for a good laugh. Sometimes I may feel a little bad blowing smoke around on the high way. at least on other good hard working people, but on those damn hippies, I have no control over that. once they have been recognized on the high way its too late.

I really enjoyed that story. One of the Vendors should have a contest on the best "smoke the hippie situation". Give away a free tank of diesel or something like that.

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[Meyer]

great stories luck no hippies here just coal rollers, because its the midwest,more trucks than cars alot of gas trucks tho.

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[Donn]

I was told once that you cannot argue with an idiot.

[laketexoma]

"Can't Fix Stupid"

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[Broke Down]

Originally Posted by mattpopp

I have a good follow up for yall. Me and my girl was in Austin Tx this past weekend. As most of yall know that is Texas's hippie and limp wrist city(very liberal). I was on 71 and i needed to get on to I35. Well the exit was coming up pretty quick so I had to get over pretty quick and i was using my blinker to warn people that my 8300lb truck was coming over. Well this arse munch and his wife(late 50's) decided that they did not want to be behind me. so they speed up when they saw my blinker. I did the right thing and took the spot that I was after. (Mind you they had New Mexico plates(just saying they where from out of the state) and she had on a tie die shirt, hippie). So anyways they came around me in the cowboy lane with a very upset attitude. Also they are in a convertible with the top down. So I did what I had to do. I turned the PMT to extreme and the MP8 to 100%. Once we got on I35, I politely pulled in front of them and gave them a good ole TEXAS F@$k YOU with a dark cloud of Smoke(A few Times). Needless to say he gave up trying to to cut me off

i had to do that a few days ago myself

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[vaokie]

That Prius owner may think his ride is cheap to operate, but wait until he has to replace those "cheap" batteries! (Of course, those batteries don't require any resources to manufacture).

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