I am not suprised that SGT Idiot is in the army.
Being in the army myself I have had quite the amount of dumba$$'$ come up to me and ask the most rediculous questions. We have gotten guys to do the craziest things before. Heres a good one for y'all....
I got a new private to climb on top of an M2 Bradley tank and check for soft spots in the hull with a ballpeen hammer. This guy smacked and slammed the hull for almost an hour till he realized the whole motorpool was laughing their a$$'s off and told me he couldnt find any!!!!???
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